Chinese Vd

[jono49]

While in

China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does 

not use a condom

the entire time he is there.



A week after arriving back home in the

States, he wakes one morning to 

find his penis

covered with bright green and purple spots.



Horrified, he

immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never 

having seen

anything like this before, orders some tests

and tells the man to return in

two days for the results.



The man returns a couple of days later

and the doctor says, "I've got 

bad news for you,

you've contracted Mongolian VD.



It's very rare and almost unheard

of here in the US , we know very 

little about

it."



The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a

shot or 

something and fix

me up, Doc ."



The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known

cure. We're going to 

have to amputate

your penis."



The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a

second opinion!!!"



The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go

ahead if you want, but 

surgery is your

only option."



The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,

figuring that he'll 

know more about

the disease.



The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,

"Ah, yes, 

Mongolian VD.

Vewy ware disease."



The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I

already know that, but what 

can we do? My

American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"



The Chinese doctor

shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid American 

docttah, always

want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need 

amputate!"



"Oh,

thank God!" the man exclaims.



"Yes", says the Chinese doctor. "Wait

two week. Faw off by

itself!


 

This post was last modified: 30-10-2013, 12:53 PM by jono49.

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