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Chinese Vd - jono49 - 30-10-2013
While in
China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and doesÂ
not use a condom
the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the
States, he wakes one morning toÂ
find his penis
covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he
immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, neverÂ
having seen
anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in
two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later
and the doctor says, "I've gotÂ
bad news for you,
you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard
of here in the US , we know veryÂ
little about
it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a
shot orÂ
something and fix
me up, Doc ."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known
cure. We're going toÂ
have to amputate
your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go
ahead if you want, butÂ
surgery is your
only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'llÂ
know more about
the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,
"Ah, yes,Â
Mongolian VD.
Vewy ware disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I
already know that, but whatÂ
can we do? My
American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor
shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid AmericanÂ
docttah, always
want opawate. Make more money dat way. No needÂ
amputate!"
"Oh,
thank God!" the man exclaims.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor. "Wait
two week. Faw off by
itself!
Â
Chinese Vd - dablik - 30-10-2013
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