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Good News & Bad News
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.


The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.


The lawyer says:  “Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 million”.


The tycoon replies enthusiastically:  “Well done, very good news indeed!  You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”




The lawyer answers:  “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”.

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