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Good News & Bad News - Rallyist - 26-01-2015
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad newsâ.
The tycoon replies: "Iâve had an awful day, let's hear the good news firstâ.
The lawyer says: âYour wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 millionâ.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: âWell done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now whatâs the bad news?â
The lawyer answers:Â âThe pictures are of you in bed with your secretaryâ.
Good News & Bad News - alanfavell - 26-01-2015
Just told my secretary she can take the rest down later.....