This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!!

[drobinson]

Only worth opening the attatchment if you have sound on your pooter

ignore this

how can I attach a doc of around 500kb

[nitram]

<!--quoteo(post=5491:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 08:44 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Only worth opening the attatchment if you have sound on your pooter

ignore this

how can I attach a doc of around 500kb<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Put it on another site and link to it. Try photobucket.com

[drobinson]

<!--quoteo(post=5492:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 08:58 PM:name=nitram)-->QUOTE(nitram @ Thu 18th May 2006, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Put it on another site and link to it. Try photobucket.com<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

photobucket only wants to take images,

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=5498:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 04:26 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->photobucket only wants to take images, <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

What about Audiobucket?

Or you could post a link to the page where you found it (if it's <b>on</b> a page.)

<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

This post was last modified: 19-05-2006, 10:19 AM by tdm850rider.

[drobinson]

<!--quoteo(post=5499:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:30 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What about Audiobucket?

Or you could post a link to the page where you found it (if it's <b>on</b> a page.)<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


nah, its a word doc in an email

<!--quoteo(post=5502:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:49 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nah, its a word doc in an email<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


thinks.....


I could forward the email to someone with better skills who could the post it for me


any offers?

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=5502:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 04:51 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nah, its a word doc in an email
thinks.....
I could forward the email to someone with better skills who could the post it for me
any offers?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

send it to me: tdm850rider@hotmail.com

[drobinson]

<!--quoteo(post=5503:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:53 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->send it to me: tdm850rider@hotmail.com<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Thomas

you have mail

[tdm850rider]

Hmmmm imbedded sound. Don't think that will come through. (nope, didn't)

HEATHROW

Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.



Reads Like…
Sounds Like…

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

(Let me see if I can do anything with the sound) I couldn't but....
<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

This post was last modified: 19-05-2006, 10:20 AM by tdm850rider.

[avonne]

Just click here

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm

[drobinson]

<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 07:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Thanks avonne

Question ---- was it worth it ?

Answer --- I think so.

[avonne]

Without doubt.

[wicklamulla]

lol v funny

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

ahhh the original page... how did you find that?

Thank you.... I like the last one best but they were all great.

[avonne]

Just googled 'airport announcements'

[steveglover]

<!--quoteo(post=5520:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 07:47 AM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Fri 19th May 2006, 07:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Question ---- was it worth it ?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes, well done guys.