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This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - drobinson - 18-05-2006
Only worth opening the attatchment if you have sound on your pooter
ignore this
how can I attach a doc of around 500kb
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - nitram - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5491:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 08:44 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Only worth opening the attatchment if you have sound on your pooter
ignore this
how can I attach a doc of around 500kb<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Put it on another site and link to it. Try photobucket.com
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - drobinson - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5492:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 08:58 PM:name=nitram)-->QUOTE(nitram @ Thu 18th May 2006, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Put it on another site and link to it. Try photobucket.com<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
photobucket only wants to take images,
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This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - tdm850rider - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5498:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 04:26 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->photobucket only wants to take images,
<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->What about Audiobucket?
Or you could post a link to the page where you found it (if it's <b>on</b> a page.)
<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here
http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - drobinson - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5499:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:30 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What about Audiobucket?
Or you could post a link to the page where you found it (if it's <b>on</b> a page.)<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
nah, its a word doc in an email
<!--quoteo(post=5502:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:49 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nah, its a word doc in an email<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
thinks.....
I could forward the email to someone with better skills who could the post it for me
any offers?
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - tdm850rider - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5502:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 04:51 PM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Thu 18th May 2006, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nah, its a word doc in an email
thinks.....
I could forward the email to someone with better skills who could the post it for me
any offers?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
send it to me: tdm850rider@hotmail.com
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - drobinson - 18-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5503:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:53 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->send it to me: tdm850rider@hotmail.com<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thomas
you have mail
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - tdm850rider - 18-05-2006
Hmmmm imbedded sound. Don't think that will come through. (nope, didn't)
HEATHROW
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, Londonâs Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airportâs PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (itâll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Reads Likeâ¦
Sounds Likeâ¦
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
Iâve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
(Let me see if I can do anything with the sound) I couldn't but....
<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here
http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - avonne - 19-05-2006
Just click here
http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - drobinson - 19-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 07:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here
http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thanks avonne
Question ---- was it worth it ?
Answer --- I think so.
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - avonne - 19-05-2006
Without doubt.
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - wicklamulla - 19-05-2006
lol v funny
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - tdm850rider - 19-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5519:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM:name=avonne)-->QUOTE(avonne @ Fri 19th May 2006, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just click here
http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ahhh the original page... how did you find that?
Thank you.... I like the last one best but they were all great.
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - avonne - 19-05-2006
Just googled 'airport announcements'
This is very amusing, and very immature which makes it even better!! - steveglover - 19-05-2006
<!--quoteo(post=5520:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 07:47 AM:name=big dave)-->QUOTE(big dave @ Fri 19th May 2006, 07:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Question ---- was it worth it ?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes, well done guys.