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Come on guys, where are all the jokes ? Are we all so depressed that our humour gland has atrophied ? Lets have some more from some of you comedians out there. You know who I'm referring to....
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I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around.
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Thanks Favs, keep them coming !
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A man walks 8nto a bar and says 'ouch'
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Quote: I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man... and his secretary. (Barry Humphries, RIP)
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What time do Spurs Kick Off?
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My wife's worried about me falling when doing DIY, so she bought me a step by step guide to using ladders safely.
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One for the scousers....
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My wife asked to me to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber, a courgette and an aubergine.
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Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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When I was younger I once did 3 marathons back to back.
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Hands trembling with excitement, I checked the numbers again and again ...
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Lolzio. Tragic yet amusing
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