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Jokes And Funny Stories - curlylegend - 08-04-2023
Come on guys, where are all the jokes ? Are we all so depressed that our humour gland has atrophied ? Lets have some more from some of you comedians out there. You know who I'm referring to....
Jokes And Funny Stories - alanfavell - 09-04-2023
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around.
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Nice out - I'll not bother with the coat.............
Jokes And Funny Stories - curlylegend - 09-04-2023
Thanks Favs, keep them coming !
Jokes And Funny Stories - Johnners - 12-04-2023
A man walks 8nto a bar and says 'ouch'
Jokes And Funny Stories - Studley Ramrod - 23-04-2023
Quote:I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around.
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Jokes And Funny Stories - Robodene - 23-04-2023
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man... and his secretary. (Barry Humphries, RIP)
Jokes And Funny Stories - alanfavell - 25-04-2023
What time do Spurs Kick Off?
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Me: Every five minutes......
Jokes And Funny Stories - ChrisG - 26-04-2023
My wife's worried about me falling when doing DIY, so she bought me a step by step guide to using ladders safely.
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She also says I never get round to doing the DIY jobs I promised. I finally rewired the kitchen at the weekend. She was shocked.
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I've been teaching her some DIY too, yesterdays lesson was how to join wood. She nailed it.
Jokes And Funny Stories - Snowbird - 26-04-2023
One for the scousers....
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Jokes And Funny Stories - ChrisG - 26-04-2023
My wife asked to me to go to the supermarket and buy a cucumber, a courgette and an aubergine.
I bought some vaseline as well because I didn't want the checkout girl to think I was a vegan.
Jokes And Funny Stories - dapleb - 26-04-2023
Lolzio
Jokes And Funny Stories - ChrisG - 05-05-2023
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Jokes And Funny Stories - ChrisG - 07-05-2023
When I was younger I once did 3 marathons back to back.
Sadly old age catches up with all of us and I can only manage one snickers now.
Jokes And Funny Stories - ChrisG - 07-05-2023
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Jokes And Funny Stories - Snowbird - 13-07-2023
Hands trembling with excitement, I checked the numbers again and again ...
09-15 -21-07-23
OMG! Was it true?
My heart was pounding, I could hardly breath!
I was in total shock!
After all this time - I'd finally got a doctors appointment!
Jokes And Funny Stories - dapleb - 14-07-2023
Lolzio. Tragic yet amusing