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TYREDNGRUMPEE

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This cut and paste shit writes itself

this >

http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?s...920&page=4

 

A beat poem (to the "tune"(sic), of Anarchy In The UK)

 

Hello do you have a price in mind?

c'mon someone grab a bargain long term bike!

Hello do you have a price in mind?

How long should it take?

Its a great bike but I dont think its that nice to ride.

I do and so do you, lets get started, you know what its worth! 

You know its value, come and get it.

I'd prefer not to do this in public.

if you cant be arsed to put a price up i cant be arsed either

price it up before everybody gets pissed off

if I put a price up it will be too dear or too cheap

too many miles or not enough

No you wouldnt.

Or you would have been in touch

Cash is good, blather is not so good

Now we are getting somewhere

you cant read my mind can you.....price it up

best price but play ball

"Blather" so sorry,

Its worth what its worth

Where is the bike located ?

none of us know, only you

you obviously have experience.

in North East England

Right lads, back on your heads.

i would like £3,000 for it or very near,

but you all knew thats what it is worth anyway.

Bring cash and have a go

took a bleedin while

and i hope it sells

No it wont

i`m afraid its offer time again. Ha Ha

you plainly noticed.......

nobody wants to play your fookin headgames.....

now your pissin me off,

because yer an irritating Coont!

you bad man 

It doesnt really take much with you does it

I suggest you keep your nose out

Somebody might be interested

stick yer conk in mate.

say things on here

that you wouldnt say face to face

It could get very interesting.

good luck boys.

should have done that first.

Tara

you're bang out of order

Not interested in you or your opinion, End of.

talk about tales of despair,

there are a few on here who would be better on a farm

Goodbye, Tara

Fook me

Christ on a bike!

 

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I'd prefer not to make a big deal about it too

but this >
<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?showtopic=33142&hl=%2Bblack+%2Bsilver">http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?showtopic=33142&hl=%2Bblack+%2Bsilver</a>
Well I hadn't seen that😒. If someone's got previous then it's probably wise to let the tumbleweeds roll through it. If I'm still going to ask for a price though, this isn't the casbah.
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Quote: If someone's got previous then it's probably wise to let the tumbleweeds roll through it. If I'm still going to ask for a price though, this isn't the casbah.  Lol
Fair comment.  :good:

It was "the previous" ( Silver / Black 850) that carried this last thread IMO.

Some hadn't forgotten (and why should they)

 

The "poems", such as they are, are just consecutive extracts of the language used.

They convey the terms, consternation, bile and emotion.

Perfect for poem construction.

 

I'm not a #butthurt #snowflake.

Some have made efforts to tone down what has happened here.

But if you're open minded, you would recognise that I have suceeded in demonstrating that some serious shit has been going on down here.
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Quote:Think you're pretty much on the money Studders. If you don't like an advert, you don't HAVE to make a big deal about it.

If someone chooses to advertise something without a price then, usually, that will result in less response......result .....normally no sale! Nothing to get too excited about I'd have thought.
Perhaps, those who would like more controls, or forms etc, could volunteer to put something useful together, rather than making work for the guys who already do a lot of 'behind the scenes' work....I suspect they would rather be out playing on, or with, their bikes rather than spending more time on the computer.
 

Would if I could Got1now, but I'll the first to and am not ashamed to admit I haven't got a sodding clue how these things work and have absolutly no interest either  :rotflmmfao: , I'll leave that to those who can & do, but like I stated earlier I would have no hesitation in helping to put something together if I can.

 

WinalotPrime is tucked up for the winter, so bang on with that one bud, just got my spare seat delivered from AliG - so off down the garage money pit to get it stripped and cleaned up ready for the recovering project after Xmas.
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Never seen the thread for the sale of his 850 before,......but now I have, there is no doubt in my mind...the blokes a full weight COOOOONT :good:

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and my attitude. My personality is who I am,

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Quote:Never seen the thread for the sale of his 850 before,......but now I have, there is no doubt in my mind...the blokes a full weight COOOOONT :good:
 

Jono my old man has been taken ill in Yorkshire. Not too serious but I need to head down to help out....do you know anyone who would like to make use of my ticket for Saturday ? PM me and it's yours

 

 

(apologies for topic drift ! )
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I'll ask around :good:

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Jono my old man has been taken ill in Yorkshire. Not too serious but I need to head down to help out....do you know anyone who would like to make use of my ticket for Saturday ? PM me and it's yours

 

 

(apologies for topic drift ! )
Hope he's not too unwell mate.
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Quote:Hope he's not too unwell mate.
 

 

Thank you.

At the moment it looks like he'll be around to keep telling me how to live my life for a good while yet, thankfully Smile
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What about simply, when answering a "for sale " post, conduct the business via PM. Either you like the bike / whatever and the ad.......or you don't. Simples.

All the best to your pa fixit.......having no advice since my teens must have been where it all went wrong......enjoy it !! :good:

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Quote:Matters not how long ewe have been here dgod . . . I will still get yes name wrong.
;-)
 

Phew !! glad I didn't go with my first choice dappers - Kenny Everetts' character Cupid Stunt  :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:
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Or Friar Tuck ! Tongue
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Quote:What about simply, when answering a "for sale " post, conduct the business via PM. Either you like the bike / whatever and the ad.......or you don't. Simples.

All the best to your pa fixit.......having no advice since my teens must have been where it all went wrong......enjoy it !! :good:
 

 

Good idea, A fully detailed ad should clear things up. i think you can get some good information by seeing other people ask questions which you hadn't thought of though.......

 

I've heard my dad is okay and improving still in hospital but hopefully discharged soon. Thanks for the kind words everyone Smile
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Quote:Or Friar Tuck ! Tongue
 

Very good  :good:

 

Or Betty Swolloks , think we'd better stop now  :rotflmmfao:
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After all that bollocks I think you should check out the links I left on this post

 

http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?s...2&p=342663

 

The guy was practically a bike dealer / breaker  :rant:

 

Ban him.
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The guy sells VFR750 parts and is selling his privately owned TDM. 
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Quote:After all that bollocks I think you should check out the links I left on this post

 

http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?s...2&p=342663

 

The guy was practically a bike dealer / breaker  :rant:

 

Ban him.
 

 

Enter stage right - snarling beasts and pitch fork wielding locals  :rotflmmfao:  :hide:
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Quote:The guy sells VFR750 parts and is selling his privately owned TDM. 
If he's got owt to do with VFR's then he's well dodgy.....ban the cooont! Tongue
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Quote:Ban him.
 

Sorry. It's this feckin autocorrect.

Should read -

"Bum him."

 

It's the only language he's likely to understand (or enjoy)  Tongue
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Sorry. It's this feckin autocorrect.

Should read -

"Bum him."

 

It's the only language he's likely to understand (or enjoy)  Tongue
 

Your a bad man TNG  Lol
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