Color Of The Wedding Dress

[Limbo]

A son asked his mother: "Mama, why wedding dresses are white?"
The mother looks at her son and responds: "This shows the friends and relatives that the bride is pure."
The son thanks and goes to his father to check this.
"Daddy, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at surprised him and takes him on a tour. He points to the refrigerator and asks him what color he is. The son replies: "White"
He does the same with a dishwasher, a washing machine, the stove, etc. etc.!
Then he says to his son: "you see my boy, all kitchen appliances are white." :blink: 

[shaftdrive]

:good:

[TKH]

Limbo - I take it that your wife doesn't read your posts! 

[Catteeclan]

Brave brave Limbo.

[colinellis]

This may well be the same reason that God gave women small feet. So they could stand closer to the cooker.

[leehenty]

if your wife keeps coming into the lounge from the kitchen to nag at you..... shorten the chain !

[Rallyist]

Lee, you wearing bullet proof clothing now??

[leehenty]

no, I hid the keys to the ammo store