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Color Of The Wedding Dress - Limbo - 10-01-2015
A son asked his mother: "Mama, why wedding dresses are white?"
The mother looks at her son and responds: "This shows the friends and relatives that the bride is pure."
The son thanks and goes to his father to check this.
"Daddy, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at surprised him and takes him on a tour. He points to the refrigerator and asks him what color he is. The son replies: "White"
He does the same with a dishwasher, a washing machine, the stove, etc. etc.!
Then he says to his son: "you see my boy, all kitchen appliances are white." :blink:Â
Color Of The Wedding Dress - shaftdrive - 10-01-2015
:good:
Color Of The Wedding Dress - TKH - 10-01-2015
Limbo - I take it that your wife doesn't read your posts!Â
Color Of The Wedding Dress - Catteeclan - 11-01-2015
Brave brave Limbo.
Color Of The Wedding Dress - colinellis - 11-01-2015
This may well be the same reason that God gave women small feet. So they could stand closer to the cooker.
Color Of The Wedding Dress - leehenty - 16-01-2015
if your wife keeps coming into the lounge from the kitchen to nag at you..... shorten the chain !
Color Of The Wedding Dress - Rallyist - 16-01-2015
Lee, you wearing bullet proof clothing now??
Color Of The Wedding Dress - leehenty - 18-01-2015
no, I hid the keys to the ammo storeÂ
