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Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One.

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Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic lights in

their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of

them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts

one of the drunks.


The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata,

"I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."


So Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,

"Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,

"Was that cross enough?"

 

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Not exactly PC is it. :rotflmmfao:

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That's my style of humour    :rotflmmfao: ........ but beware of offending others on here with religious quips or quotes .(could do with a facepalm emoticom  here)

Don't come preaching to me;you'll get chased down the road wiff a pitchfork.
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I'm offended daps, me Nan was a nun.

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:rotflmmfao:

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Dave Allan at his best.

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Two nuns out for a bicycle tour on their tandem.

One says " I've never come this way before", the other replies "Me neither, must be the cobbles."

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Quote:I'm offended daps, me Nan was a nun.
Cliff if yer nan were a Nun, she got the calling later in life ?
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Quote:Two nuns out for a bicycle tour on their tandem.

One says " I've never come this way before", the other replies "Me neither, must be the cobbles."
 

It sounds like the soundtrack from  Mrs Browns Boys
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2 nuns on a park bench and a streaker run past. 1 had a stroke but the other could'nt reach ha ha
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