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Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - dapleb - 08-05-2014
Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic lights in
their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of
them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts
one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata,
"I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."
So Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,
"Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
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Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - Rallyist - 08-05-2014
Not exactly PC is it. :rotflmmfao:
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - Wildbill - 08-05-2014
That's my style of humour   :rotflmmfao: ........ but beware of offending others on here with religious quips or quotes .(could do with a facepalm emoticom  here)
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - dablik - 08-05-2014
I'm offended daps, me Nan was a nun.
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - RogerD - 08-05-2014
:rotflmmfao:
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - geordieguy - 04-07-2014
Dave Allan at his best.
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - stu - 04-07-2014
Two nuns out for a bicycle tour on their tandem.
One says " I've never come this way before", the other replies "Me neither, must be the cobbles."
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - leehenty - 04-07-2014
Quote:I'm offended daps, me Nan was a nun.Cliff if yer nan were a Nun, she got the calling later in life ?
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - colinellis - 05-07-2014
Quote:Two nuns out for a bicycle tour on their tandem.Â
One says " I've never come this way before", the other replies "Me neither, must be the cobbles."
It sounds like the soundtrack from Mrs Browns Boys
Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One. - bigfellabuck - 06-07-2014
2 nuns on a park bench and a streaker run past. 1 had a stroke but the other could'nt reach ha ha