Look On The Bright Side

[TDMick]

<b><i>This morning, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU,

tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function, and all around my head, there was a hell of a pain, </i></b>

<b><i>but best of all, a gorgeous nurse was hovering over me.</i></b>



<b><i>It was obvious that I had been in a serious accident.</i></b>

<b><i> </i></b><b><i>She looked deep and steady into my eyes, and then I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”</i></b>

<b><i> </i></b><b><i>I managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”</i></b>

 

 

 

 

Someone sent this to me honest. :hide: 

[Rallyist]

:rotflmmfao:

[TKH]

:rotflmmfao:

[peter-may]

Didn't see that comin'......laughed?...I nearly got around in !!

[maldac]

and then the enemas started