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Look On The Bright Side - TDMick - 16-12-2013
<b><i>This morning, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU,
tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function, and all around my head, there was a hell of a pain, </i></b>
<b><i>but best of all, a gorgeous nurse was hovering over me.</i></b>
<b><i>It was obvious that I had been in a serious accident.</i></b>
<b><i> </i></b><b><i>She looked deep and steady into my eyes, and then I heard her slowly say, âYou may not feel anything from the waist down.â</i></b>
<b><i>Â </i></b><b><i>IÂ managed to mumble in reply, âCan I feel your tits, then?â</i></b>
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Look On The Bright Side - Rallyist - 16-12-2013
:rotflmmfao:
Look On The Bright Side - TKH - 16-12-2013
:rotflmmfao:
Look On The Bright Side - peter-may - 17-12-2013
Didn't see that comin'......laughed?...I nearly got around in !!
Look On The Bright Side - maldac - 02-01-2014
and then the enemas started