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Blonde In A Coffee Shop
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's

a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible.

The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

But the blonde keeps on screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"


Finally, the manager comes over and says,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.

You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.

I've won a motorhome!"


And she hands the ticket to the

manager and HE reads...
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

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"W I N A B A G E L"

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Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

Who dies with the most toys wins!


 

 

2010 'stealth' grey 900. '14 plate. engine bars, Centre stand, datatool alarm, datatag, E22s, Cree DRLs, Barkbuster handguards, Carpe sticker. Led running lights

 

 
Truth is stranger than fiction

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1463528.stm

She won the case too!
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now Sad

2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.



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