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Blonde In A Coffee Shop - masterbrewer - 17-01-2012
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
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"W I N A B A G E L"
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Blonde In A Coffee Shop - TDMick - 18-01-2012
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You've obviously got FAAAARR ttoooo much time on your hands MB go for a ride!
Blonde In A Coffee Shop - ChrisG - 19-01-2012
Truth is stranger than fiction
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1463528.stm
She won the case too!