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Went for a job interview yesterday - was a sales job so pretty formal and structured and not your usual chatty interaction. The only time the guy went 'off topic' from the job in hand was to ask what i did in my spare time, I replied that one of my passions was motorcycling and he immediately asked what bike i had, I replied that i had a TDM900 and asked if he rode a bike to which he sort of disimissed my reply with a 'i used to ride years ago' - as i got up to leave I noticed that one of the major notes he had written down was, 'YAM TDM900' and an exclamation mark. Either he likes TDMs or that was the only noteworthy thing I said that was of interest!!
<!--coloro:#4169E1--><!--/coloro-->2002 TDM 900 <!--colorc-->
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<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->Please dont tell my Mom I ride a TDM - she thinks I spend my weekends in a brothel<!--fontc-->
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Hehehe thats a weird one.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Was he wearing a Pink Tie?

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You could be ok chap..
<!--quoteo(post=167134:date=Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 11:50 AM:name=CatsBum)-->QUOTE(CatsBum @ Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Was he wearing a Pink Tie?

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif[/img]

You could be ok chap..<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
wtf [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]
<!--quoteo(post=167134:date=Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 11:50 AM:name=CatsBum)-->QUOTE(CatsBum @ Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Was he wearing a Pink Tie?

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif[/img]

You could be ok chap..<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


I was thinking along them lines meself [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

In one job interview I had some years back, about 10 minutes in, the interviewer commented on the 'Interests' bit of my CV; “I see you are a member of CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale), so am I”. We spent the next 45 minutes talking about beer and pubs, the job I was applying for never came up in the interview again. I got the job!
When I went for the interview for my first ever job, apprentice service engineer at 'the Gas Board', I had a lengthy panel interview and had to sit some tests. At the end, the guy in charge said; “well that's the tests and interview over Chris, do you like tea?”. “Yes” I said, thinking I'm going to be offered a cuppa, surely a good sign. “Good” he replied, “because you're going to be drinking a great deal of it from now on, welcome to East Midlands Gas....”. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img] I bet he said it to everyone who got a job offer, but it made my day.
2002 TDM900 in glorious yellow, 
NOW SOLD  Sad
 

2012 Honda Crosstourer VFR1200X. Hyperspeed tourer.


1990 XTZ750 in black, standard apart from Micron silencer. Mechanical restoration complete, cosmetic restoration next on the agenda..
 
NOW SOLD  Sad
 

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I once interviewed a chap for a Sparky position

Ok, Can you work to 240volts I asked.

Yep, no worries he said

415?

Look, I'll work till Five if you want..................................

There was a job in our local paper a few years ago that I nearly applied for.

Events organiser, for Adnams Brewery.

At least when someone says "you couldn't organise a p#ss up in a brewery" you could say yes!

Needless to say, I didn't have the qualifications!
<!--quoteo(post=167183:date=Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 06:28 PM:name=trevini)-->QUOTE(trevini @ Tue 22nd Jun 2010, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->There was a job in our local paper a few years ago that I nearly applied for.

Events organiser, for Adnams Brewery.

At least when someone says "you couldn't organise a p#ss up in a brewery" you could say yes!

Needless to say, I didn't have the qualifications!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->




<!--sizeo:3--><!--/sizeo-->There was a thing in our local paper last week, It said Polish man wanted for rape!

I thought how come they get all the best jobs!!<!--sizec--><!--/sizec--> [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]


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