Two Nuns ... Its Not The "wheres The Soap?" One.

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Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic lights in

their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of

them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts

one of the drunks.


The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata,

"I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."


So Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,

"Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks,

"Was that cross enough?"