An Australian View Of English Cricket.

[chrislarkin]

My mate in Brisbane sent me this today.

 

<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. A laughing stock.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q What is the height of optimism?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>car at


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">high speed?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">come from.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>common


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">with Michael Jackson?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommy cricket team?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.


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<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>Q. What's the difference between the Pommy cricket team and a funeral


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">director?


<p class="" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri;font-size:16px;">>A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes