Bbq Weather

[madmopedracer]

<div style="font-family:inherit;"> REMINDER OF THE BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(1) The woman buys the food.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!!
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[drewpy]

:rotflmmfao:

[dablik]

[Gdog]

Brilliant , LOL !

[dablik]

Mines just slapped me round the head after reading so i told her to get a sense of humour and she slapped me again  :dunno:  

[leehenty]

That's common assault that is

[dablik]

She just thought it was funny, not the jokes, said the slaps were her humorous side  :isurrender: