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Bbq Weather - madmopedracer - 25-03-2021 <div style="font-family:inherit;"> REMINDER OF THE BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(1) The woman buys the food. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. </div> <div style="font-family:inherit;">(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!! </div>   Bbq Weather - drewpy - 25-03-2021 :rotflmmfao: Bbq Weather - dablik - 25-03-2021 Bbq Weather - Gdog - 26-03-2021 Brilliant , LOL ! Bbq Weather - dablik - 26-03-2021 Mines just slapped me round the head after reading so i told her to get a sense of humour and she slapped me again  :dunno:   Bbq Weather - leehenty - 30-03-2021 That's common assault that is Bbq Weather - dablik - 31-03-2021 She just thought it was funny, not the jokes, said the slaps were her humorous side  :isurrender: