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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working  under your vehicle.
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From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
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The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.Â
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The wife returned later to see a small group of people clustered round the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his 'private' parts into glaringly public ones..
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Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.Â
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On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband,who was standing idly by watching.Â
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The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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