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Weekend Chortle ......... - Gdog - 12-09-2014   <div style="font-size:10pt;">Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when  working  under your vehicle.   From the Daily News comes this story of a  Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.   The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.    The wife returned later to see a small group of people clustered round the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his 'private' parts into glaringly public ones..   Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.    On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband,who was standing idly by watching.    </div> The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Weekend Chortle ......... - trickydicky - 12-09-2014 Got a giggle from me. Weekend Chortle ......... - jacko59 - 12-09-2014 :rotflmmfao: Weekend Chortle ......... - TKH - 13-09-2014 And a titter from me.... Weekend Chortle ......... - RogerD - 24-09-2014 Titter ye not!......nice one!