Winter Classes For Women

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W
inter
 Classes for Women at
 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
 


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday, February 29th, 2015


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1
 

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 


Class 2
 

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.
 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 


Class 3
 

Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 


Class 4
 

Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 


Class 5
 

Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.
 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 

Can a Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum
.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
 

Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9
 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10
 

How to  Parallel Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.
 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 


Class 11
 

Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
 .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   


Class 12
 

How to Shop by Yourself.
 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of
 ANY
of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 



 

[shaftdrive]

all true

[Gdog]

top laugh chap , haven't had a good chuckle like the last couple of minutes for ages , cheers  :good: