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Winter Classes For Women - Rallyist - 05-12-2014

W
inter
 Classes for Women at
 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

 


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday, February 29th, 2015



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.

Class 1

 

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

 


Class 2

 

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

 


Class 3

 

Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 


Class 4

 

Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

 


Class 5

 

Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

 

Class 6
 

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 

Can a Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum

.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

 

Class 8
 

Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!

 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 9
 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
 

How to  Parallel Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

 


Class 11

 

Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield

 .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

   


Class 12

 

How to Shop by Yourself.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Upon completion of
 ANY
of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. 



 




Winter Classes For Women - shaftdrive - 05-12-2014

all true




Winter Classes For Women - Gdog - 05-12-2014

top laugh chap , haven't had a good chuckle like the last couple of minutes for ages , cheers  :good: