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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif[/img]

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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif[/img]

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So does that make me short-arse sighted ? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

It'd also exlain why, when I get some dirt in my eye and I look in the mirror, I can't always find it ! Wrong flippin' eye innit ! Next time it happens I'll just go an wipe me ass [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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