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Longest Nerve In The Body - masterbrewer - 04-02-2012
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif[/img]
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Longest Nerve In The Body - buzz750 - 04-02-2012
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif[/img]
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drinks.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Longest Nerve In The Body - TKH - 04-02-2012
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img] where do you get them from???
Longest Nerve In The Body - Studley Ramrod - 04-02-2012
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So does that make me short-arse sighted ? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
It'd also exlain why, when I get some dirt in my eye and I look in the mirror, I can't always find it ! Wrong flippin' eye innit ! Next time it happens I'll just go an wipe me ass [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]