jdelfino
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1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

 

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

 

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.  A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

 

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

                   

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A  recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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