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Stinky Bike Cover
Hi All,
My Bike lives outside under a cover and when I use the bike I have to leave the cover in my flat. Can anyone tell me how to prevent the local cat population from peeing over my cover as I am finding the flat is not over welcoming on my return.
"No good deed goes unpunished"

"Lags Droopfinger" The Biking Viking

OCD- Old Coffin Dodger
Buy a big hungry dog.
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<!--quoteo(post=149384:date=Sun 7th Feb 2010, 03:47 AM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Sun 7th Feb 2010, 03:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buy a big hungry dog.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A neighbour offered the loan of his Alsation but it refused to work nights which is when the dirty deed takes place.
"No good deed goes unpunished"

"Lags Droopfinger" The Biking Viking

OCD- Old Coffin Dodger
Fill next doors garden with cat nip?
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

Who dies with the most toys wins!


 

 

2010 'stealth' grey 900. '14 plate. engine bars, Centre stand, datatool alarm, datatag, E22s, Cree DRLs, Barkbuster handguards, Carpe sticker. Led running lights

 

 
This may be excessive but...
Have you tried washing it?
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How about one of these?
under that cover which the bike has heated is a nice safe dry area for the moggy, it prolly has a piss when it wakes up in the morning
get one of those nerf baseball bats, the foam kind and sneak out there in the middle of the night and batter any spaces under the cover
the cat wont forget it, you'll get ur aggression out and the foam bat wont damage your bike [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/good.gif[/img]
everyones a winner [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

My TDM
:

Black
1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples

Silver-ish
2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips



current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125



If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:
Lion piss !

Cats hate being sprayed with water so give it a good wake up call using a bike pump. Or leave the cover wet [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif[/img]

Tony's idea is more fun though [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
found this link

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/show...l?t=695925

<i>Apparently you have to get rid of the small completely to stop them coming back to the same spot - wash the area with biological washing powder (the stuff with enzymes in it) or one of the proprietary odour removing sprays you can get (rug doctor or urine off, things like that).</i>

I still (purr-fur) prefer Tony's Idea, batter the crap out of them...
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1999 TDM850 MKII Black, Silver (Sold)
2007 Triumph Tiger 955i
Jack russels, tried and tested. Ask the remaining cats in my street.
Bowl of Vinegar. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/good.gif[/img]

No, i'm not joking
<!--quoteo(post=149566:date=Mon 8th Feb 2010, 05:55 PM:name=CatsBum)-->QUOTE(CatsBum @ Mon 8th Feb 2010, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Bowl of Vinegar. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/good.gif[/img]

No, i'm not joking<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


trouble is, now it smells like a plate of chips [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]
MOTO GUZZI T3 with Le Mans engine, frisky for an old girl

YAMAHA Tracer 700 



RE Himalayan


Down to 3 toys at the moment, need to go shopping I think



I DON'T DO EXERCISE - if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put cake on the floor
<!--quoteo(post=149515:date=Mon 8th Feb 2010, 03:08 AM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Mon 8th Feb 2010, 03:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This may be excessive but...Have you tried washing it?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->Steady on there Thomas. It's bad enough having to clean the bike four times a year whether it needs it or not without getting into a daily regime of cover washing before I go to work.<!--quoteo(post=149526:date=Mon 8th Feb 2010, 11:45 AM:name=TonyDevil)-->QUOTE(TonyDevil @ Mon 8th Feb 2010, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->under that cover which the bike has heated is a nice safe dry area for the moggy, it prolly has a piss when it wakes up in the morningget one of those nerf baseball bats, the foam kind and sneak out there in the middle of the night and batter any spaces under the coverthe cat wont forget it, you'll get ur aggression out and the foam bat wont damage your bike :good:everyones a winner [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->Brilliant I'm really warming to this one . Thanks Guys.
"No good deed goes unpunished"

"Lags Droopfinger" The Biking Viking

OCD- Old Coffin Dodger


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