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<!--quoteo(post=9047:date=Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 11:16 AM:name=Guinness)-->QUOTE(Guinness @ Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->you'll see more splitting and deleting of posts

im all for bit of fun and banter but i dont want Carpe to become a forum where the answer is burried under 30 posts of banter.
and i dont want to worsen the bad image many people have of bikers

i want <!--coloro:#990000--><!--/coloro-->particularly <!--colorc-->
<!--/colorc--> the <b>Start Your Engine </b> catergory to be clean and to the point as possible.
if a little offtopic remark doesnt turn into a full blown hijack i dont mind.

if a topic in Hyde Park category strays, i dont really mind ... unless it turns to bad taste (my or moderators standards).

if its fun -and im in a good mood- it gets split to Hyde Park.
if its catering for the sexually needy or too much to MY or MODERATORS taste, it gets deleted.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Time you got that saddle sorted Mr Grumpy.............. [Image: wink.gif]
1967 Yamaha TD1C 250, 2014 Kawasaki W800, 2011 Aprilia Tuono 1000 V4, 2020 Yamaha XSR900



"At the cutting edge of technophobia" [Image: Scotland_180-animated-flag-gifs.gif] [Image: mccoy.gif]

 
he'll be dishing out detention next !!
spyball alarm/immob,
bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir,
forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"
NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel
CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.

engine changed july 20
07 on a dyno run it made
79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.


I loike tay and hang sangwiches !


www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/wickla/?sc=6



http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php

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i got 100 lines last week "i must not mention BIG BIRD" SHIT.......Done it again
Can someone please split this thread.... the sexually needy have all posted already [Image: smile.gif]
Stu

 

<!--quoteo(post=9077:date=Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 07:03 PM:name=stu)-->QUOTE(stu @ Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Can someone please split this thread.... the sexually needy have all posted already [Image: smile.gif]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Which one?
<!--quoteo(post=9047:date=Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 05:16 AM:name=Guinness)-->QUOTE(Guinness @ Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 05:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->you'll see more splitting and deleting of posts

im all for bit of fun and banter but i dont want Carpe to become a forum where the answer is burried under 30 posts of banter.
and i dont want to worsen the bad image many people have of bikers

i want <!--coloro:#990000--><!--/coloro-->particularly <!--colorc-->
<!--/colorc--> the <b>Start Your Engine </b> catergory to be clean and to the point as possible.
if a little offtopic remark doesnt turn into a full blown hijack i dont mind.

if a topic in Hyde Park category strays, i dont really mind ... unless it turns to bad taste (my or moderators standards).

if its fun -and im in a good mood- it gets split to Hyde Park.
if its catering for the sexually needy or too much to MY or MODERATORS taste, it gets deleted.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Should have locked it right there... [Image: rotflmmfao.gif]
[url=http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?showtopic=26171&#entry253952][/url]
<!--quoteo(post=9075:date=Sat 24th Jun 2006, 03:39 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Sat 24th Jun 2006, 03:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->i got 100 lines last week "i must not mention BIG BIRD" SHIT.......Done it again<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You really can't help yourself can you Jason? What is your fascination with me anyway??
<!--quoteo(post=9425:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:05 AM:name=Big Bird)-->QUOTE(Big Bird @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You really can't help yourself can you Jason? What is your fascination with me anyway??<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


believe you me i definately have NO fascination with you. ( and i dont mean that in a nasty way)
<!--quoteo(post=9429:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:18 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->believe you me i definately have NO fascination with you. ( and i dont mean that in a nasty way)<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->



then why don't ya shut de fook up. ( and i DO mean to be nasty)
spyball alarm/immob,
bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir,
forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"
NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel
CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.

engine changed july 20
07 on a dyno run it made
79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.


I loike tay and hang sangwiches !


www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/wickla/?sc=6



http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php

[Image: post-1-1150550733.gif][Image: post-1-1150550726.gif][Image: post-1-1150559830.gif]
<!--quoteo(post=9425:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:05 AM:name=Big Bird)-->QUOTE(Big Bird @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 08:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You really can't help yourself can you Jason? What is your fascination with me anyway??<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
its not you, its anything female or in a skirt
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

My TDM
:

Black
1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples

Silver-ish
2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips



current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125



If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:
<!--quoteo(post=9440:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 04:11 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 04:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->its not you, its anything female or in a skirt<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Trip to Scotland should be interesting then...... [Image: tongue.gif]

As someone mor or less said, talk about nothing but carbs and suspension would be verry dull!
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<!--quoteo(post=9438:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 10:02 AM:name=wicklamulla)-->QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 10:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->then why don't ya shut de fook up. ( and i DO mean to be nasty)<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

If you were to take note Wickamulla the post has ?? these are known as question marks
i know you find English difficult , but this normally means that a response is required.
Which i did politely ... there is no need for such an aggressive attitude
Politeness costs nothing
<!--quoteo(post=9444:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 10:38 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If you were to take note Wickamulla the post has ?? these are known as question marks
i know you find English difficult , but this normally means that a response is required.
Which i did politely ... there is no need for such an aggressive attitude
Politeness costs nothing<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


heres politness fer ya, Jason why don't ya fook off and stop (A) annoying peeps with yer stupid posts (B) asking stupid questions that no one has much if any interest in. why not go and play on ebay ferra while or ponder emigrating as it seems the UK is a god awful place fer ya to live and eek out and existance, as thats all ya seem to do is moan like a bored teenager.
spyball alarm/immob,
bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir,
forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"
NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel
CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.

engine changed july 20
07 on a dyno run it made
79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.


I loike tay and hang sangwiches !


www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/wickla/?sc=6



http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php

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This could be interesting....
[Image: putemup.gif]
[url=http://www.carpe-tdm.net/ipb/index.php?showtopic=26171&#entry253952][/url]
<!--quoteo(post=9450:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 11:02 AM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><div align="center">This could be interesting....
[Image: putemup.gif] <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[Image: gallery_30_12_175.jpg]

wicky and nosaj in action [Image: tongue.gif]
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

My TDM
:

Black
1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples

Silver-ish
2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips



current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125



If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:
he wears that balaclava... it hides the penis.. the one attached to his head
*** SIGH ***
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
RIGHT, CALM DOWN GUYS

I've never had to moderate any posts here - and I don't want this to be the first!
1967 Yamaha TD1C 250, 2014 Kawasaki W800, 2011 Aprilia Tuono 1000 V4, 2020 Yamaha XSR900



"At the cutting edge of technophobia" [Image: Scotland_180-animated-flag-gifs.gif] [Image: mccoy.gif]

 
<!--quoteo(post=9453:date=Tue 27th Jun 2006, 11:29 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Tue 27th Jun 2006, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->[Image: gallery_30_12_175.jpg]

wicky and nosaj in action [Image: tongue.gif]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


lol im trying not to laff but this is funny [Image: rotflmmfao.gif] [Image: rotflmmfao.gif] [Image: rotflmmfao.gif]



AE have u got moderator status ???

Jason at least im fully aware of the fact that im a dickhead.
spyball alarm/immob,
bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir,
forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"
NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel
CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.

engine changed july 20
07 on a dyno run it made
79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.


I loike tay and hang sangwiches !


www.kenhogantreeservices.co.uk

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/wickla/?sc=6



http://reg.imageshack.us/v_images.php

[Image: post-1-1150550733.gif][Image: post-1-1150550726.gif][Image: post-1-1150559830.gif]
i stole it from a google search for "handbags at dawn"

an esscential skill in life is the ability to laugh at yourself.
...another is to know when to STFU.
playground humour is fun when its simply for banter.

i should imagine female bikers have enough of a hard time as biking is very male dominated.
a bit of banter is fine, but its too much if its every post.

tip : you dont get away with moaning and taking the piss for long, there must always be positive to go with the negative or it pisses people off.
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

My TDM
:

Black
1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples

Silver-ish
2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating

to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips



current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 
TDM900=unmolested.  Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125



If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me  :good:


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