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[dapleb]

Bassad mofo Schumacher........he hasn't cheated this much since ramming Damon Hill to win the championship with only three wheels on his wagon.....I mean REALLY.

[OF.uk]

????????????????????

[oiler]

Is that something to do with car yawn driving?

[dapleb]

A hideous and unconvincing attempt at a pretend crash so that he could stop Alonso from completing his final lap and beating him to pole.....thats low.

[nitram]

Quote from the BBC website:

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE<!--quotec-->Renault team boss Flavio Briatore said: "It looked deliberate, and everybody is saying it, not just me. It wasn't like he hit the barriers - he just parked the car. I can't believe it.

"I don't know why he needed to do it - that's the way Ferrari manage.

"I think he is taking everyone for a ride.

"Someone who was seven times a world champion wants us to believe that he didn't do it on purpose - it's fairyland.

"And given that we are not Snow White and the Seven Dwarves I think that what he did was unsporting and against everything.

"It's really astonishing what he did. Incredible."<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[oiler]

<!--quoteo(post=6272:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 12:53 PM:name=nitram)-->QUOTE(nitram @ Sat 27th May 2006, 12:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Quote from the BBC website:<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->






Prolly sumat to do with driving then.......

[dapleb]

Don't pretend oiler.

It was just hilarious to watch, he just couldnt quite work out how to make it look convincing.....in the press conference he looked very much like a man who knows he's done wrong and been sprung.

[oiler]

<!--quoteo(post=6276:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 01:07 PM:name=dapleb)-->QUOTE(dapleb @ Sat 27th May 2006, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Don't pretend oiler.

It was just hilarious to watch, he just couldnt quite work out how to make it look convincing.....in the press conference he looked very much like a man who knows he's done wrong and been sprung. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->




Dont pay no mind to me Dapleb, only pulling yer plonker!

[steveglover]

I think you're all being unkind to poor old Michael. I mean, he is getting on a bit, so you've got to make allowances for poor old gits still trying to drive. He just couldn't get the car to turn the corner, then stalled it, any old fool could do the same. Its not as if he jumped out of the car and waved Alonso to slow down cos he was driving too fast with loud exhaust pipes.

[dapleb]

Schumacher is removed from pole posn and placed at the back of the grid for cheating like a bassad.

[steveglover]

<!--quoteo(post=6307:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 10:39 PM:name=dapleb)-->QUOTE(dapleb @ Sat 27th May 2006, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Schumacher is removed from pole posn and placed at the back of the grid for cheating like a bassad.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Poor old Michael, I feel really sorry for him being caught cheating like the cheating cheat that he is. About time too.
dapleb - was there any significance in the comma "," between the 7th and 8th "Cheating, Cheating"? does that comma signify when he rammed Damon Hill off the road, or when he did the same to Jaque Villneuve?

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=6312:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 04:48 PM:name=SteveGlover)-->QUOTE(SteveGlover @ Sat 27th May 2006, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Poor old Michael, I feel really sorry for him being caught cheating like the cheating cheat that he is. About time too.
<!--coloro:#FF0000--><!--/coloro-->dapleb - was there any significance in the comma "," between the 7th and 8th "Cheating, Cheating"?<!--colorc-->
<!--/colorc--> does that comma signify when he rammed Damon Hill off the road, or when he did the same to Jaque Villneuve?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

1st 7- Title of post
2nd 7- 'Subtitle'

Has he ever won? Can I cross off as false the old saying 'Cheater's never win'?

[dapleb]

<!--quoteo(post=6312:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 10:48 PM:name=SteveGlover)-->QUOTE(SteveGlover @ Sat 27th May 2006, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->dapleb - was there any significance in the comma "," between the 7th and 8th "Cheating, Cheating"? does that comma signify when he rammed Damon Hill off the road, or when he did the same to Jaque Villneuve?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I think it was just an attempt at breathing mid rant.



<!--quoteo(post=6315:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 10:58 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Sat 27th May 2006, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Has he ever won? Can I cross off as false the old saying 'Cheater's never win'?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yes and yes.

[Guinness]

he shoulda crashed into the armco just a litle bit.
then we could all say the idiot was pushing it too hard.
but now by missing the armco he's a cheater.
for a really hefty discussion he should have backed up into oncoming trafic...

[steveglover]

<!--quoteo(post=6365:date=Sun 28th May 2006, 02:51 PM:name=Guinness)-->QUOTE(Guinness @ Sun 28th May 2006, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for a really hefty discussion he should have backed up into oncoming trafic...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Too obvious, even for Schumacher, he's got 'previous' on that.

[gazman]

<!--quoteo(post=6247:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 02:10 PM:name=dapleb)-->QUOTE(dapleb @ Sat 27th May 2006, 02:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Bassad mofo Schumacher........he hasn't cheated this much since ramming Damon Hill to win the championship with only three wheels on his wagon.....I mean REALLY.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dead right PK. Dead right.

I had to laugh watching Shumacheater's press conference - he made it worse pretending he didn't know the name of the corner he had his "crash" on.

[Nosaj]

i go every year (but errrrr not this year) and i can honestly say ive never locked up around that corner
even when im walking perhaps he parked there cos it wasnt far from his motorhome or perhaps
he fancied a pint in the stars "n" bars which reminds me if you ever go there stars "n" bars is a busy place
free entry and drinks are reasonable......until.......MIDNIGHT two minutes past its my round 2 pints of lager (i didnt get meself a coke, cos i already had one) TWENTY FIVE F****** QUID i left in a state of shock so get your drinks in before midnight only consolation is the women are fit

[TonyDevil]

<!--quoteo(post=6548:date=Tue 30th May 2006, 10:51 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Tue 30th May 2006, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->i go every year (but errrrr not this year) and i can honestly say ive never locked up around that corner
even when im walking perhaps he parked there cos it wasnt far from his motorhome or perhaps
he fancied a pint in the stars "n" bars which reminds me if you ever go there stars "n" bars is a busy place
free entry and drinks are reasonable......until.......MIDNIGHT two minutes past its my round 2 pints of lager (i didnt get meself a coke, cos i already had one) TWENTY FIVE F****** QUID i left in a state of shock so get your drinks in before midnight only consolation is the women are fit<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
25 notes, ouch.
jas, any chance you can breathe and hit enter a couple of times when you post?
the dyslexic people on this bored (ok, maybe just me) have real trouble working out where each line starts and ends?
i go blue from the lack of oxygen everytime i read yours and carls posts.....

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=6549:date=Tue 30th May 2006, 11:14 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Tue 30th May 2006, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->25 notes, ouch.
jas, any chance you can breathe and hit enter a couple of times when you post?
the dyslexic people on this bored (ok, maybe just me) have real trouble working out where each line starts and ends?
i go blue from the lack of oxygen everytime i read yours and carls posts..... <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

english . was . my . best . subject ; aswell . will try toneski sorry matey

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=6548:date=Tue 30th May 2006, 04:51 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Tue 30th May 2006, 04:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->i go every year (but errrrr not this year) and i can honestly say ive never locked up around that corner
even when im walking perhaps he parked there cos it wasnt far from his motorhome or perhaps
he fancied a pint in the stars "n" bars which reminds me if you ever go there stars "n" bars is a busy place
free entry and drinks are reasonable......until.......MIDNIGHT two minutes past its my round 2 pints of lager (i didnt get meself a coke, cos i already had one) TWENTY FIVE F****** QUID i left in a state of shock so get your drinks in before midnight only consolation is the women are fit<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'm not sure.... but a paragraph of that length that contains only 1 punctuation mark (a comma) just may be Guinness Book of Records material.

This post was last modified: 30-05-2006, 08:42 PM by tdm850rider.