Badgers

[dapleb]

<!--quoteo(post=5960:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 06:45 PM:name=oiler)-->QUOTE(oiler @ Wed 24th May 2006, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Is that wot 900 owners call it , testing?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Hrumph

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=5959:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 06:36 PM:name=dandywarhol)-->QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Wed 24th May 2006, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I wonder if testing to see how rough it's arse is would calm it down..........worked fine with wicky................. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

If you find a badger or any other furry creature in your tent best thing to do is try and take it from behind
once they realise your in charge they settle down and enjoy it
Could be worse you could find "Big Bird" in your tent

what was the name of BIG BIRDS MATE ? was it ERNIE ???

[TonyDevil]

<!--quoteo(post=6020:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 08:51 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->what was the name of BIG BIRDS MATE ? was it ERNIE ???<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
& Bert.
i always prefered the cookie monster!
cant believe they are making him pc, he eats cookies <b>NOT <!--sizeo:3--><!--/sizeo-->DAMN<!--sizec--><!--/sizec--> <!--sizeo:4--><!--/sizeo-->LETTUCE!!!<!--sizec--><!--/sizec--></b>

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=6025:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 09:17 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->& Bert.
i always prefered the cookie monster!
cant believe they are making him pc, he eats cookies <b>NOT <!--sizeo:3--><!--/sizeo-->DAMN<!--sizec--><!--/sizec--> <!--sizeo:4--><!--/sizeo-->LETTUCE!!!<!--sizec--><!--/sizec--></b> <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

well done toneski. i forgot about BERT one was tall and the other was squat cant remember which one was which you must be older than me to remember that

[TonyDevil]

<!--quoteo(post=6026:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 09:23 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->well done toneski. i forgot about BERT one was tall and the other was squat cant remember which one was which you must be older than me to remember that<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
checky ol'fecker
nosaj 4 October 1968
toneski 29 April 1980

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=6027:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 09:29 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->checky ol'fecker
nosaj 4 October 1968
toneski 29 April 1980<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


ooohh ok take it back...sorry matey..........i must be bloody old . i was standing in a shop one day
and a lady wiv a small child in there . small child nearly walks into me and mother says "mind the man" i turned around looking to see where "the man" was and errrrr....it was me she could of said mind the yoof or somet

[TonyDevil]

<!--quoteo(post=6030:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 09:54 AM:name=Nosaj)-->QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->ooohh ok take it back...sorry matey..........i must be bloody old . i was standing in a shop one day
and a lady wiv a small child in there . small child nearly walks into me and mother says "mind the man" i turned around looking to see where "the man" was and errrrr....it was me she could of said mind the yoof or somet<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol, i've had similar, small kid with child sized shopping trolley in a supermarket.
bashed into my legs, mum says "say sorry to the man", kid says "sorry"
i stuck my tongue out to bring the conversation back to a level i was comfortable with.
kid laughed, mother led it away in disgust.
nice arse on the mother, just a shame she was so stuck up.

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=6033:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 10:45 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->lol, i've had similar, small kid with child sized shopping trolley in a supermarket.
bashed into my legs, mum says "say sorry to the man", kid says "sorry"
i stuck my tongue out to bring the conversation back to a level i was comfortable with.
kid laughed, mother led it away in disgust.
nice arse on the mother, just a shame she was so stuck up.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
she may of been secretly "wanting a bit of ruff" ( no offense toneski) you should go shopping in the supermarkets around canne and Monaco. the women there in the supermarket are absolute stunners
they dress up just to shopping , if the women did it here youd fink they were going out on a saturday night i tend to find you get a better class of woman in Sainsburys than you do in Morrisons or Asda

[TonyDevil]

lol, i'm not easily offended.
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.

just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere.

[Nosaj]

<!--quoteo(post=6039:date=Thu 25th May 2006, 11:38 AM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->lol, i'm not easily offended.
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.

just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

the firm i work for own Netto (apparantly.) not much for me to look forward to then

[Cavey]

<!--quoteo(post=5889:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 08:24 AM:name=dandywarhol)-->QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Wed 24th May 2006, 08:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Being an authority on the creatures Dappers, could you explain the saying "feeling as rough as a badger's arse"

Thanks<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/j...dgers_arse.html

[Guest]

<!--quoteo(post=6159:date=Fri 26th May 2006, 06:09 PM:name=Cavey)-->QUOTE(Cavey @ Fri 26th May 2006, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/j...dgers_arse.html<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[wicklamulla]

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yikes !!!

[TonyDevil]

our boss emailed us an ickle program a few months back and it was called the poo timer.
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!

[tdm850rider]

<!--quoteo(post=6334:date=Sat 27th May 2006, 10:35 PM:name=Toneski)-->QUOTE(Toneski @ Sat 27th May 2006, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->our boss emailed us an ickle program a few months back and it was called the poo timer.
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

most impressive! well done lad.

[darcym]

18 pounds, that's like ... a 3 month old baby, human baby even.

[Guinness]

jeez darcym,
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!

<!--quoteo(post=5927:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 04:13 PM:name=dapleb)-->QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 24th May 2006, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Yes...don't even think about it! <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
even in self defence?
big fine? worth more then lunch? more then bikersvest?

"the pointy bit of the axe accidently landed right smack in the middle of his cranium. it was a freak accident, honest gov"

with big puppy eyes and pouting lip...
no not me... the missus

[darcym]

<!--quoteo(post=6384:date=Sun 28th May 2006, 10:41 AM:name=Guinness)-->QUOTE(Guinness @ Sun 28th May 2006, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->jeez darcym,
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Think what it would do to the commode ... bloody thing would explode. Then Toneski would have some 'splaining to do.

"Right strong coffee, boss man."









(<--- knows the difference between pound sterling and pound weight, just having a play on words for me mates)

[Guinness]

<!--quoteo(post=6393:date=Sun 28th May 2006, 07:42 PM:name=darcym)-->QUOTE(darcym @ Sun 28th May 2006, 07:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->-//-
(<--- knows the difference between pound sterling and pound weight, just having a play on words for me mates)<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->yes, no doubt about that, but i was reading the topic from the bottom up... pardon the pun
and came across your comment first...
my reaction:
18 pound?? ?? scroll up scroll up scroll up... ow... £!!! thank god !!

[ROB1]

<!--quoteo(post=5897:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 11:08 AM:name=Emmett)-->QUOTE(Emmett @ Wed 24th May 2006, 11:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Would it help if I mentioned your name?

"easy there badger, I know Dapleb" <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
are you badger baiting?