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It's A Joke
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<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
A kid says to his father, "Well I've got some good news and some bad news." The father asks, "What's the good news?" Kid replies, "I just drove to the supermarket and I'm happy to tell you that the airbag works great."

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
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Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
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2002 TDM900 Yellow
Lol  Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Lol  Lol

For a challenging summer try the





Round Britain Rally.....
  









1993 TDM 850 Mk1 ..... 2008 TDM 900 ....  1975, 1979, 1982, 1992 Goldwings, Scott, AJS,  Triumph 5TA
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2002 TDM900 Yellow
Lol  Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Lol 

Where do you take someone who has been injured in a hide and seek accident?

 

 

 

To the I.C.U.

TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
:rotflmmfao:  Heard a similar one the other day as in …….…

My wife has been taken into hospital with the dreaded Peek a Boo virus, she’s in ICU 

<p> Now Sold 😔......850 MK2A 4TX6 in Silver, Stainless steel hand rolled slip on end can, stainless 2into1 headers, K&N air filter, Hagon progressive front springs, Gdogg modified rear shock, Else Made "Ridgeback" Gel Seat, Gdogg under seat fender extender, Powrspark leads, Carbon fiber effect vinyl wrap fairing decals & logos, Michelin Pilot Road2's, V-Strom hand guards, Givi monorack & box (colour matched side rails).
A bloke buys a talking centipede for $5000 and takes it home in a small box.

 

After an hour at home he opens the box and asks the centipede if it wants to go to the pub for a pint but no answer.

 

He asks again, a bit louder, no answer.

 

Thinking he's been ripped off he shouts at the box, "Do you want to go for a pint?"

 

At this the centipede sticks his head out the box and says angrily " I heard you the first time, I'm putting my bloody shoes on!"

TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
Lol

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.



Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.



Obi-Wan finally snaps, "Use the forks, Luke.

TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
How do you catch a bra?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Set a boobie trap.

 

Sorry.

TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
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Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
😂😂😂👏
<p> Now Sold 😔......850 MK2A 4TX6 in Silver, Stainless steel hand rolled slip on end can, stainless 2into1 headers, K&N air filter, Hagon progressive front springs, Gdogg modified rear shock, Else Made "Ridgeback" Gel Seat, Gdogg under seat fender extender, Powrspark leads, Carbon fiber effect vinyl wrap fairing decals & logos, Michelin Pilot Road2's, V-Strom hand guards, Givi monorack & box (colour matched side rails).
Tongue

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
"Darling, what are these two ruptured condoms doing on the sofa?"



Wife replies "Do you think you can call our children by their correct names?"

TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".


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