After a short illness I lost my Mum last weekend, she was in a housing partnership house (used to be council house) and next weekend my sister is coming down from anglesea to help clear the house, I'm seriously considering a £10 gimp mask from ebay to put under a pile of clothing in the bottom of a drawer for her to find.
Am I wrong? :groucho:
I know my Mum would piss herself laughing at the idea so not sure I can resist.....
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
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How can you resist when she had such a sense of humour, get buying, sorry for your loss Dave.
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Bugger! Swmbo has already cleared all the clothes and got them to the cancer research shop so the plan won't work, however did find this to much amusment.
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I think I vaguely recall it and have a suspicion back in the 80's when my olds ran a pub my uncle bought it in one sunday lunchtime for a wind up with the village idiot, graham.
It's not a badly formed carot it is indeed a silicon knob and bollocks about 3" long. (I don't remember modeling for it though)
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
We recently had two sisters move out of the house next door and we have done a reno on it. I've been desperately badgering my girlfriend for 3 weeks to e-mail them and ask where to send the huge dildo we found on top of the hot water tank.
Pure fiction, but I can just imagine the argument it would start...
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