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A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'
She replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A Rectum Stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot rectum?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
I was confused when my printer started playing music.
Until I realised the paper was jamming.
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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.
I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
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What do conspiracy theorists and Excel have in common?
They spreadsheet.
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home all the signs were there.
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I've just landed a new job on shifts making chess pieces. I start on knights next week.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!
04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
I've started investing in stocks, beef, chicken, vegetable.
One day i hope to be a bouillionaire
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet.
I thought wow... he's pushing his luck.
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I was going to propose to my girlfriend but my dog ate the ring.
Now it's a diamond in the ruff.
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