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Not happy with E10, so I've just started to fuel my TDM on a mixture of onions and nitrous oxide.
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When I take it for a spin I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Quote:Not happy with E10, so I've just started to fuel my TDM on a mixture of onions and nitrous oxide.
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When I take it for a spin I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I tried something similar with mine. It was running fine on laxatives for a while until it shat itself.Â
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I tried something similar with mine. It was running fine on laxatives for a while until it shat itself.Â
that would make it a slick ride
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I tried something similar with mine. It was running fine on laxatives for a while until it shat itself.Â
How did you find your way home, shat-nav?
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.
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I saw a microbiologist today, he was much bigger than I expected
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14mtr long?
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A Pi-thon.
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do
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I called the doctor "my wife is going into labour what should i do?"
"Is this her first child" he asked.
"No, this is her husband!"
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A woman, moody because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dressing table and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're out of bread, back in five minutes."
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Quote:A woman, moody because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dressing table and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're out of bread, back in five minutes."
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2004 900 - Blue with lots of goodies
2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.
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What happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal.
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JK Rowling, not since Debbie McGhee has one woman squeezed so much money from one small wizard.
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A yamahahahahahaHaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAA
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I say I say I say did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
That'll be my coat ... 
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Viagra has been proved successful in treating burn victims in hospital.
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It doesn't treat the burns directly but stops the sheets sticking to thier legs.
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2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
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Quote:Viagra has been proved successful in treating burn victims in hospital.
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It doesn't treat the burns directly but stops the sheets sticking to thier legs.
 They also administer it to geriatric men to stop them rolling over and falling out of beds.
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Needed a wee at the pool today so I just did it in the deep end.
The life guard noticed and blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in.
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Guess who i bumped into on my way to the opticians?
Everyone
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NZ weather report.
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How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
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