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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today and as soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
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My wife accidently swallowed one of my suppositories and nearly choked.

Now I'm going to have to insert another one.....

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A Lorry carrying Multi Purpose Cleaner has overturned on the Motorway.


<div style="font-family:inherit;">Locals say its the worst case of Flash Flooding that they've ever seen.
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"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

 

STOP LAUGHING

 

It could happen !

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
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1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
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I recently joined a nudist colony. The first few days were the hardest.
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You been on the Sildenafil daps  Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
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1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
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Been knocking those tent pegs in...Wink
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

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lol
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I had to Google that.... Says it lasts 4 hours.... What would I do for the other three hours 59mins.....and 45 seconds!




My girlfriend has rubbish mobile service



Eight days ago she said *we're breaking up" the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
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Quote:I had to Google that.... Says it lasts 4 hours.... What would I do for the other three hours 59mins.....and 45 seconds!






My girlfriend has rubbish mobile service



Eight days ago she said *we're breaking up" the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
 

lol. Be trying to piss in the loo without doing a headstand Lol

 
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Lolzio.



My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.



So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.
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First time I had sex, didn’t have a clue, my sister said I had to wear a condom, dopey me put it on inside out, I didn’t know if I was coming or going.

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My girlfriend poked me in the eyes.....so I stopped seeing her for a while.
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Quote:First time I had sex, didn’t have a clue, my sister said I had to wear a condom, dopey me put it on inside out, I didn’t know if I was coming or going.
 

A Liverpool family putting the fun in dysfunctional :punishment:

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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
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A man broke into my house last night looking for money.

So I got out of bed and started to look with him.

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What do you call it when you mix alcohol with American literature?



Tequila mockingbird
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?



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Quote:What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?



It hertz!


What happens when someone slaps you a million times per second?



It mega hertz
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10 years ago I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.....



All three said "no"!
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A Liverpool family putting the fun in dysfunctional :punishment:
How very dare you, I’m from Blackpool.
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