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It's A Joke

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I found a £20 note on the floor in tescos today and as I picked it up an old woman looked sternly at me and said "what would jesus do?" accusingly.

 

So I turned it into wine.... :drinks:

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Lolzio







190 years ago everybody rode horses around and only the wealthy could afford cars.



Today everybody drives cars and only the wealthy can afford horses.



Oh how the stables have turned!
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I told my friend I had built a model of the Himalayas.



He asked "to scale".



I said "no, just to look at".
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I never thought orthopedic shoes would work for me.



But I stand corrected.
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Why was six afraid of seven ? cos seven eight nine


My IQ test came back.

 

It was negative

 

 

It's true  Smile

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



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1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
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Quote: 

My IQ test came back.

 

It was negative

 

 

It's true  Smile
:rotflmmfao:  I know the feeling.

 
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.



She still isn't talking to me.
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Saw the 1% milk in the fridge today. Must recharge.
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My maths teacher called me average..



How mean.
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Hydrogen atom #1- I've lost an electron!

 

Hydrogen atom #2 - Are you sure?

 

Hydrogen atom #1 -Yes, I'm positive

 

 

Got my coat n off to the Large Hadron kaleidoscope ......



Isaac Newton died a virgin, which means I have a one-up on one of history’s greatest scientific genuises
<div>Because I’m not dead.
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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
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Lolzio



Someone said my dads gay and I'm now trying to work out which one.
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What does IDK stand for?



I've asked loads of people and no one seems to know.
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Scientists are studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.





They've left no tern unstoned.
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:rotflmmfao: :rotflmmfao:

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.



I thought it was a nice jester.
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Bought an occasional table the other day, still not worked out what it's meant to be the rest of the time.

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I'm not a fan of elevator music.



It's bad on so many levels.
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.



I was like well damn.
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