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It's A Joke

dapleb

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My favourite teacher at skoo was Mrs Turtle



Funny name but she tortoise well.
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Lol
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What did the drummer call his two daughters?



Anna One, Anna two.
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Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.



He said "sure, knock yourself out".
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I went to the local video store and asked to borrow Batman Forever,



They said "no you'll have to bring it back tomorrow".
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I have a fear of speed humps - but I'm getting over it

<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



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I joined the local rotary club but had to leave.

It made me too dizzy.
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

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I was wondering why the frizbee was getting bigger, then it struck me.....

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"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle", he moped.
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My aunt Marge has been ill for ages.  I can't believe she's not better.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?



I don't know but their flag is a big plus.
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My penis was in the Guinness book of records.



I was banned from the library.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

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I'm going to take my rubbish to the tip...

just putting it out there
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

 

I do.

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Lol All good, keep 'em coming.
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My parents made a lot of sacrifices to put me through university.  They're druids.

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bloke came into my shop and said, “Why is your exit sign flickering on and off?”

I said, “It’s on the way out.
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I lost lots of weight just wearing bread on my head.



It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.
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