Two wives decided on a girlie night out. On the way home they needed a pee and nipped into a graveyard.
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Then they realised that they didn't have any wipes to finish up, so the first one used her knickers, and the second one found a wreath and used that.
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The next day one husband rang the other and said 'No more girlie nights out, mine came home with no knickers on'.
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The other said, 'Well if you think that's bad mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station - we'll never forget you.''
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Then they realised that they didn't have any wipes to finish up, so the first one used her knickers, and the second one found a wreath and used that.
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The next day one husband rang the other and said 'No more girlie nights out, mine came home with no knickers on'.
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The other said, 'Well if you think that's bad mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station - we'll never forget you.''
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