Vaseline

[madmopedracer]

<div style="font-family:inherit;">A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”
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<div style="font-family:inherit;">What were you thinking ……
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[dablik]

oh I dunno, bottom springs to mind..

[agrantg]

Excellent. Gotta pinch that one.