Still More Lexophilia

[Robodene]

Venison for dinner again?  Oh, deer!



How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.



England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.



I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.



They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.



I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.



Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.



I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.



Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.



Broken pencils are pointless.



What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.



I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.



I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.



Velcro is a big rip off!



Dont worry about old age; it doesnt last.



.And, Do not mask the distance, instead, distance with a mask!

[peter-may]

Just read a book about how they assembled the Titanic....it was riveting.

[Gdog]

These are so clever , cheers chaps