Forums › Piston broke › Comedy Central v
He's Drunk

JMC
He's Drunk
5
610
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
He's Drunk

JMC

Senior Member
****
Posts:
276
Threads:
39
Joined:
Jun 2016
Reputation:
0
An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.



Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up.



This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly.



"So, you've been out drinking again!!"



"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.



"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."



"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

Hunter S. Thompson.
Find
Reply

dablik

Posting Freak
*****
Posts:
11,140
Threads:
284
Joined:
Jan 2010
Reputation:
0
Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
 Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Find
Reply

bjorge

Posting Freak
*****
Posts:
1,936
Threads:
83
Joined:
May 2006
Reputation:
0
:rotflmmfao:

Bjørge
Find
Reply

Catteeclan

Posting Freak
*****
Posts:
2,645
Threads:
69
Joined:
Nov 2010
Reputation:
0
Lol  Lol

2002 TDM900 Yellow
Find
Reply

Gdog

Posting Freak
*****
Posts:
1,376
Threads:
190
Joined:
Nov 2012
Reputation:
0
:rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:

<p> Now Sold 😔......850 MK2A 4TX6 in Silver, Stainless steel hand rolled slip on end can, stainless 2into1 headers, K&N air filter, Hagon progressive front springs, Gdogg modified rear shock, Else Made "Ridgeback" Gel Seat, Gdogg under seat fender extender, Powrspark leads, Carbon fiber effect vinyl wrap fairing decals & logos, Michelin Pilot Road2's, V-Strom hand guards, Givi monorack & box (colour matched side rails).
Find
Reply

shaftdrive

Posting Freak
*****
Posts:
1,500
Threads:
186
Joined:
Oct 2008
Reputation:
0
didnt have to translate that one for the wife, shes phs :rotflmmfao:

Find
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread:
1 Guest(s)