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New Doctor
    I went to the doctor's office the other day at my wife’s request and found out my

    new family doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous.

 

    I was embarrassed but she said:

    "Don't worry, I'm a professional – I've seen it all before.

    Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

    I said: "My wife thinks my penis tastes like strawberries”
Don't get confused between my personality

and my attitude. My personality is who I am,

my attitude depends on who YOU are!



 

Skinny people are easy to kidnap.....Stay safe and eat cake!!!!!
Naaaa, na, it defo doesnt jono  Wink

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
How do you know Dablik? Tongue

Quote:How do you know Dablik? Tongue
 

Ramo told me  Huh
Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Oh now you've started something.......the Prince of darkness will be along in a moment Smile

Don't get confused between my personality

and my attitude. My personality is who I am,

my attitude depends on who YOU are!



 

Skinny people are easy to kidnap.....Stay safe and eat cake!!!!!
Quote:Oh now you've started something.......the Prince of darkness will be along in a moment Smile
 

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Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Quote:Oh now you've started something.......the Prince of darkness will be along in a moment Smile
Ozzy?
2002 TDM900 Yellow
Is Joe Lucas still alive ?

 

Quote:Oh now you've started something.......the Prince of darkness will be along in a moment Smile
Don't come preaching to me;you'll get chased down the road wiff a pitchfork.


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