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Better than a Flu Shot!
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  Miss Beatrice,
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The church organist,
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Was in her eighties
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And had never been married.
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She was admired for her
sweetness
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And kindness to all.
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One afternoon the pastor
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Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
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She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea.
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As he sat facing her old Hammond
organ,
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The young minister noticed a   cute glass bowl sitting on top of
it.
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The bowl was filled with water, and in
the waterFloated, of all things, a condom!
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When she returned
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With tea and scones,
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They began to chat.
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The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
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About the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
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'Miss Beatrice', he said,
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'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
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Pointing to the bowl.
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'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
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I was walking through the park a few
months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
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The directions said to place it on the
organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know
I haven't had the flu All winter.'
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