Taking The P*ss!

[Guest]

So..there I am visiting me usual haunts and keep smelling P*ss ! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif[/img] Check me undies when appropriate for splashback , No worse than usual given me certain age and condition!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

And then walking home tonight from me pool match, there it is again following me doon the road, smell o piss (pish for me Northerly brothers) and I twigs it , Tis a fookin fortnights worth of frozen dog piss is now melting innit.

Ohh what it is to be blessed ? with agood sense o smell n a weak bladder [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]

[dapleb]

ahahaha. At least ya didnt pull yer shreddies doon to check in the street.........did you?

[Studley Ramrod]

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I'd keep away from the phoneboxes for a while too !

[apw99]

<!--quoteo(post=147045:date=Thu 14th Jan 2010, 11:28 PM:name=RSROCKET)-->QUOTE(RSROCKET @ Thu 14th Jan 2010, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So..there I am visiting me usual haunts and keep smelling P*ss ! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif[/img] Check me undies when appropriate for splashback , No worse than usual given me certain age and condition!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

And then walking home tonight from me pool match, there it is again following me doon the road, smell o piss (pish for me Northerly brothers) and I twigs it , Tis a fookin fortnights worth of frozen dog piss is now melting innit.

Ohh what it is to be blessed ? with agood sense o smell n a weak bladder [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->You might find the same around the backroads on the Emerald Isle - as we ran out of grit over the recent big freeze some of the county councils reverted to using ammonia and 'urea' which is a derivative of urine (or so wikipedia tells me!). So now they are worried that the water supplies will be contaminated...it's no wonder i can't sleep at night [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif[/img]