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It's A Joke

alanfavell

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Found the secret to making a woman go MmmmmmnnmmmMMmmmnnmmmmMMM all night

 

Duct tape

 

Edited because I missed out a mmm

<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
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Lol

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
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1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
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My girlfriend had just put on her new dress after a shower, she asked me with a cheeky smile "does my bum look big in this?"

 

Well, I said, to be fair, it is a small bathroom.

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My wife is leaving me because I'm beginning to go bald.



I don't mind it's hair loss.
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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.



I realised I had gone way off course as soon as i crossed the Finnish line.
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Several people have been injured in a crush in a doorway at a museum in Bilbao.

 

You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit!

1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now Sad

2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.



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Lolzio



What drug should a dinosaur never take?



A steroid
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Nothing is built in the UK these days. I just bought a tv and it said "Built in antenna"........................................................I don't even know where that is.

2004 900 - Blue with lots of goodies

2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.

 
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A Jack Russell and a Great Dane were sitting in the waiting room at the vets. The Great Dane say's to the Jack Russell, what are you here for. Jack Russel say's I keep biting the posty so they have to put me down, that's shit says the Great Dane.  So what you here for says the jack russell, oh says the great dane my owners Mrs was bending down and loading the washing machine and I couldn't myself so jumped on her back and gave her a good rodgering. Fuck me says the jack russell so your getting put down as well, oh no she's getting me claws clipped.

 

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I said to my Mrs "You've wrapped so many presents now you must be able to do it with your eyes closed"

She laughed and said she probably could.

I said "Great, I'll go and get yours"

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What did the sushi say to the bee?



Wasabi?
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Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?



He only eats Brians.
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Just read an interesting fact. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.... Broco Lee
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I received an e-mail from the AA today explaining how to read maps backwards.

 

Turns out it was spam.

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When my wife is depressed I let her colour in my tattoos.



She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
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