seadoo

[Minty Hippo]

I hate the feckin things. They're usually driven by prats showing off to their prattish friends and they never go any where, just go round and round, ploughing up and down going nyaaah, splash, nyaaah, splash, nyaaah, splash, nyaaah, splash, nyaaah, splash, nyaaah, splash,nyaaah,splash, nyaaah, feckinn nyaah, look at mee I'm a feckin prat aren't I. All when you're sitting there by the water enjoying a quiet drink. Try Loch Lomond on a summer saturday to see what I mean. Where's me pills...?