A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me
again
and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a
f*cking bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?
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Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me
again
and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a
f*cking bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
~ Bertrand Russell 1950
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~ Bertrand Russell 1950